Happy Valentine’s Day to the current loves of my life…
Dear Pinterest,
I love you. Just this week you have helped me to: make dinner multiple times, make a homemade exfoliating mask for my face, make a hot oil treatment for my hair and look amazing in a sweater and a pair of boots you helped me find. I am not sure how I survived without you. I have even cheated on Google with you. BECAUSE YOU KNOW MORE THAN THE GOOGLE KNOWS! I am obsessed.
Smooches,
Mel
Dear Mel’s Birthday,
Why do you only come once a year? I miss you when you are away. Nothing else makes me feel so free to order whatever the fuck I want at restaurants and to always have dessert. Why? BECAUSE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY! And ohfortheloveofpresents!! I love presents. A lot. Now, if you would just stop making me older.
Love,
Mel
Dear Randall,
Where have you been all my life? I could spend hours listening to you talk about animals! You make me laugh until I nearly wee my shorts! I left you a love letter on Facebook, did you get it??? You make Mama feel a little cray cray.
Call me,
Mel
Smart Mouth 