So, you slowly march towards your destiny, which you ASSUME is going to be a pile of partially digested grass and cat chow. But, it’s not. Oh Internets, IT’S NOT…. … More What the F*ck Chuck?
5am – Check to see if my Mom is laying on her back, if she is – stand on her boobs. This is like trying to balance on a beach ball! Fun! It wakes her up FAST!! 5:45am – achievement unlocked, my mother is awake. 5:50am – Try to do figure 8’s thru her legs … More Timeline of Bus Stop’s Day
There I was, innocently enjoying the latest episode of American Ninja Warrior. (Don’t judge me.) In my peripheral vision I see Billy walking past the couch and then all of a sudden drop to the ground and start swearing. I casually ignored it for a few seconds because Yen Chen was clearing a particularity difficult … More The Adventures of Bus Stop
1. He has a toy mouse he drowns in the water bowl every day. Sometimes 5 times a day. No matter where I put it, he drowns it again. If I take it away, he will drag his next favorite toy to the water, which is a 4 foot long feathery cat toy. I stopped … More 10 Bus Stop Facts