Cat Barf Alarm Clock

You know what would be the best alarm clock noise? A cat vomiting. Nothing makes me stand upright faster than the sound of a cat dry heaving. You have to move fast, because the offender is ALWAYS barfing on something difficult to clean. If the entire room is hardwood and there’s only one little tiny … More Cat Barf Alarm Clock

Thursday Thoughts

WTF Lady? I got a manicure around 5pm yesterday. The cute little Asian Lady that sits in the desk next to my nail lady was staring at me at me for an uncomfortably long time. She finally said, you look so pretty! I said , oh! thank you! And THEN she said, And it’s so … More Thursday Thoughts