What in the actual hell happened this weekend? I don’t remember the last time it was in the 80’s in October in Minnesota, though the weather man said it was in 2011. I must have been in a coma then and totally missed the ladybug swarm that surely occurred then. Because when I was frantically … More It’s a f*&$ing ladybug picnic.
I have moved a lot in the past 21 years, 10 times to be exact…. but most of those moves were with a moving company. Turns out? Movers are pretty important. Who knew? Heh. Let me tell you a sad sad story, internets. Once upon a time there was a girl who always moved with a … More Box Crisis: threat level RED
Hey Jackwagon in the parking lot of Target today, You really brightened my day today when you swore at me for using my handicap sticker. I really wish you would have listened to me when I urged you to follow through on your threat and call the gooddamn police! You have no idea why I use … More Hey Jackwagon
Smart Mouth 