Hey Jackwagon in the parking lot of Target today,
You really brightened my day today when you swore at me for using my handicap sticker. I really wish you would have listened to me when I urged you to follow through on your threat and call
the gooddamn police!
You have no idea why I use a handicap sticker. Just because I look ok, does not mean I am ok. They don’t just pass out handicap stickers out like condoms at Planned Parenthood, you actually have to have a form signed by a doctor to get one.
Even though you totally suck I hope you never NEED one of these stickers.
I also hope you get hemorrhoids and then eat some bad Chinese food.