1). Checking in at the gym. Just…. why? I get it if you’re running a 10k, or doing something special with a friend…. but if you’re just on the frickin treadmill, please spare me. 2). Selfies of you exercising. What are you looking for here?? If I wanted to stare at sweaty people I’d go … More 10 Things I hate about Facebook
I call 26 year olds, “kids these days”. I pay attention to those prescription drug commercials. I take notes about the prescription drug commercials. I text my friends about prescription drug commercials. It takes a few tries to get off of the couch. “Working out” is mowing the lawn. Technology starts to baffle me and … More How I know I am getting OLD.
There I was, innocently enjoying the latest episode of American Ninja Warrior. (Don’t judge me.) In my peripheral vision I see Billy walking past the couch and then all of a sudden drop to the ground and start swearing. I casually ignored it for a few seconds because Yen Chen was clearing a particularity difficult … More The Adventures of Bus Stop
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