|Conversations with CL….||Mar 25, ’07 11:07 PM
for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family
CL – Mom?
Me – Yes?
CL – When I went to Wal-Mart yesterday I saw a wady.
Me – I am sure there were LOTS of ladies there.
CL – Mmm-hmm. But this wady was actually diffwerent than the other wadies.
Me – Okay?
CL – She had a mustache.
Me – Oh no. You didn’t tell her that did you?
CL – NOOOOOO! But, know what I was thinkin’?
Me – What?
CL – Member that caterpwillar we found on the dwiveway?
Me – Ahhhhh…..
CL – The wadies mustache wooked like that.
Me – (ah? Is this where I am supposed to talk about feelings? So I don’t pass on my lady mustache phobia????)Er…. And…. how did the ladies mustache make you feel?
CL – Scared.
Me – I understand. But, maybe she can’t help it. You should at least try not to be afraid of it.
CL – Okay Mommy. Next time I see a wadie with a caterpwillar mustache I will try not to be afraid.
Me – Me too, baby, me too.