How to Know When You Have Too Many Pets. Apr 23, ’09 5:08 PM for everyone 1.  You shampoo your carpets and the carpet shampooer gives birth to a litter of kittens… which actually turn out NOT to be kittens, but instead, GIANT. HAIRBALLS. 2.  The End   ps.  Dear Makers of the Dyson Pet … More How to know when you have too many pets