|How to Know When You Have Too Many Pets.||Apr 23, ’09 5:08 PM
1. You shampoo your carpets and the carpet shampooer gives birth to a litter of kittens… which actually turn out NOT to be kittens, but instead, GIANT. HAIRBALLS.
2. The End
Dear Makers of the Dyson Pet Vacuum,
I want my money back. I am sending you a litter of kittens that my carpet shampooer gave birth too, as proof that your vacuum sucks. Or wait. Proof it doesn’t actually SUCK as in – suck up dirt, but suck as in SWEETBABYJESUS why did I pay so much money for this effer when it doesn’t pick up any pet hair? kinda suck.