Last night was my first class at the animal shelter. It was just an overview of volunteer responsibilities, it was just a short talk about what is expected of us. After the class was over, we were free to wander the shleter, and visit all of the animals.
People. I did not want to leave.
Seriously. I had to force myself from the building. I was almost the last car in the parking lot.
Here is where the occupational hazard comes in.
I wanted to leave with 3 parakeets, 2 ferrets, a guinea pig, 2 rabbits and a 30lb cat named Angus.
I was ready to pack them all in the car.
I was even pretty proud of myself, because there were several other cats and dogs that didn’t make my short list.
Sweet margaritas with Jesus. Am I on the fast track to becoming an animal hoarder? I think I just might be.
How am I going to do this?
I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly want a ferret. Or two. (and also 3 parakeets, 2 rabbits, a guinea pig and a 30lb cat named Angus.)
Someone help me.
Smart Mouth 