Somebody Help


Last night was my first class at the animal shelter.  It was just an overview of volunteer responsibilities, it was just a short talk about what is expected of us.  After the class was over, we were free to wander the shleter, and visit all of the animals.

People.  I did not want to leave. 

Seriously.  I had to force myself from the building.  I was almost the last car in the parking lot.

Here is where the occupational hazard comes in.

I wanted to leave with 3 parakeets, 2 ferrets, a guinea pig, 2 rabbits and a 30lb cat named Angus.

I was ready to pack them all in the car.

I was even pretty proud of myself, because there were several other cats and dogs that didn’t make my short list.

Sweet margaritas with Jesus.  Am I on the fast track to becoming an animal hoarder?  I think I just might be.

How am I going to do this? 

I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly want a ferret.  Or two.  (and also 3 parakeets, 2 rabbits, a guinea pig and a 30lb cat named Angus.)

Someone help me.


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