July 17, 2013 – Smart Mouth

Ranting in run-on sentences.

July 17, 2013

Why is there ear wax and why does it hurt so much to get it out if your ear? Inevitably you poke too deep and get that feeling like someone just lobed a javelin into your eardrum. Also, other people can see into your ears, but you can’t. Not fair. Why not make the NOSTRIL … More Ranting in run-on sentences.

Those days.

July 17, 2013

Have you ever had one if THOSE days? One of the days where you get a car wash and then a bird poops on your windshield 2 minutes later and not just any old place on your windshield, but right.in.front.of.your.face. Or when you get a spray tan and then an hour later forget that you … More Those days.