Smart Mouth

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The day I broke my butt.

February 12, 2015

So, I’ve been working out. And by “working out” I mean that I’ve been bargaining with myself how much I need to exercise in exchange for what I want to eat for lunch every day. The struggle is real. Anyway, today’s exchange rate was pretty high as I had procured some sort of apricot-lemon-sponge cake … More The day I broke my butt.

How I know I am getting OLD.

September 9, 2014

I call 26 year olds, “kids these days”. I pay attention to those prescription drug commercials. I take notes about the prescription drug commercials. I text my friends about prescription drug commercials. It takes a few tries to get off of the couch. “Working out” is mowing the lawn. Technology starts to baffle me and … More How I know I am getting OLD.