Look. I am sorry. I have said I am sorry FIVE HUNDRED time since yesterday. Must you really keep following me around the house and then positioning yourself in the ideal location to bore a hole in my skull with your scathing glare?
I made a mistake. Sure, you are right. I did spend a good 20 minutes sighing and yelling obscenities at you from the comfort of my desk chair. But, you DO have a history of crying wolf you know.
It was an honest mistake cat. Once I took your muffled meows seriously I tried to locate you as soon as possible.
How could I have known that you were in here?
I swear on my mother’s life I would not have closed the drawer had I known you were sleeping in there.
PS. Thanks for not peeing on my socks. Love you! Mean it!