Dear McFreaky,

Dear Mr. Grasshopper ~ Jul 17, ’07 11:46 PM for Mel ‘s contacts ¬†Dear Mr. Freaky Gigantic Grasshopper, Hi! Look, I wanted to apologize for what happened the other morning. I had NO idea you had taken up residence in my shoe. I didn’t think grasshoppers made weird nests like that, but who am I … More Dear McFreaky,