Emergency!!

Aug 8, ’07 11:10 PM
for Mel ‘s contacts

Last night my sister Cara walked into Cody’s room to see what he was doing. He had stayed up a little late, to watch a special show on the Discovery Channel, and the show had just ended. Cody had flipped thru the channels and settled on a new show he thought sounded interesting. He loves watching things on the history channel or the discovery channel.

So, anyhoooo, Cara walked in during the opening sequence of the show. Dramatic music… but not much talking. But then she sees the shows title flash across the screen….THE KAMA SUTRA..

Cara – Errrrrrrrrrrr. WHAT are you watching?!?!

Cody – A show about the Kama Sutra!

Cara – Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ummmmmmmmmmmm. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (she also wanted me to mention she felt like she was gonna fall down. Or pass out. Or both. And she also wasn’t breathing.)

Cara – Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Do you know what that IS?!?!

Cody – NO! I need to look it up on Google Earth because I don’t know where it is!

Cara – Be! RIGHT! Back!!!!

Then Cara comes RUNNING into my room. Red faced and with a OMG! EMERGENCY! expression on her face.

Cara – Errrrrrrrr. What is the Kama Sutra?

Mel – Ummmmmmm. Isn’t this a talk you should have with your Mommy? Hahahahahaha.

Cara – (Glaring at me)

Mel – Ok. Sorry. It is an Indian book, of different sexual positions. Basically. I have it here somewhere. (she is glaring again.) No. haha. I don’t really have it. WHY do you want to know?

Then she tells me why and I CAN’T BREATHE. But not because I am panicking like her, but because I am laughing. I am laughing REALLY hard.

PS. Yes. We made him change the channel.