What the F*ck Chuck?
September 30, 2015
So, you slowly march towards your destiny, which you ASSUME is going to be a pile of partially digested grass and cat chow. But, it’s not. Oh Internets, IT’S NOT…. … More What the F*ck Chuck?
Month: September 2015
Wine Down Wednesday….
September 23, 2015
You are about to witness a dream come true. About a year ago, during a wine fueled purge of the contents of Marie’s closet, I took home her flute. Her flute that she played for about a semester in middle school and then never again. I am not sure why I took it home, other … More Wine Down Wednesday….
Easy like Sunday morning…
September 21, 2015
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the sun was shining and the birds were singing. The windows were open and a gentle breeze was tickling the edges of the curtains. I sunk into the well worn cushions of my couch and took a deep inhale of my cup of rich coffee sweetened with pumpkin spice … More Easy like Sunday morning…
Worst Mother of the Year Award
September 20, 2015
I made Carsten lunch yesterday and then we settled into the couch to watch one of my favorite animal shows, The Incredible Dr Pol. (Nat Geo Wild) Carsten – what is this? Me – it’s Dr Pol! Carsten – is that the weird old guy? Me – he isn’t weird! ………. Okay. Maybe stripping down … More Worst Mother of the Year Award
Broken Brakes and other Bullshit
September 19, 2015
So, it has been two weeks since I have moved out on my own into a house with the kids. A lot can happen in two weeks. Basically I have become a plumber, someone is trying to kill me and if I did not have Google I would not survive in this cruel, cruel world. … More Broken Brakes and other Bullshit
Smart Mouth 