This weekend my friend Augusta and I took Carsten to her first concert! It was Justin Bieber and Carly Rae Jepsen. Because Carsten did so well during her first quarter of middle school, I took her to the mall and got her a new outfit for the concert. In case you had not gathered this, … More What a FUN weekend!
I have always dreaded going to Parent-Teacher conferences…. It all started when Cody was in Kindergarten and told his teacher that “my mommy listens to music about the devil,”, when realllly it was JUST A COUNTRY SONG that happened to be on the radio. I found out quickly that you just can’t joke about … More Conferences…
Soooooo, it’s 2am and I just dreamt I was on a reality show with my parents. (Wait. It gets better.) I was in India, it was morning and my Mom sent me to the river to get water, because she tells me, if there’s any sitting water in the house the Mosquitos will lay eggs … More Wth?
Whenever I go into the bakery to pick up a cup of soup or a salad I am bombarded with all these delectable sweets that are begging me to eat them. It takes ALL. THE. WILLPOWER. I. HAVE. to not buy one. Or two. Or ten. When I went in there yesterday, … More Oh the willpower it takes….
There has been a lot of murders occurring in my house lately. At first I thought…. well, maybe it was just their time, maybe they were just old or sick? But, after the third murder, I couldn’t explain it away anymore. Also, there was the state of the bodies. Almost always the head was completely … More When the lights go out…
You know what people don’t tell you? That having children will break your heart into a million pieces. Or that sometimes, your kids will actually laugh at you WHILE they are breaking your heart into a million pieces. I knew that when I was a teenager, I did things to my parents, at times I … More Blah
1. Bra straps purposely showing underneath your shirt. Why do people do this? Omg. I don’t want to see your underthings. Stop it. 2. Britney Spears clapping on X Factor. I tried to find you a video, but I guess I’m the only blogger that would like to throw things when Brit claps. She does … More 5 annoying things
Tuesdays are busy nights in our house. Carsten gets home from school and has to do homework, then I get dinner started and we have to eat quickly before heading out the door to cheer-leading practice. I should have known better than to plan to make something that needed to be grill. I am not a grill … More Slightly singed….
There is this little bakery in town where I frequently eat lunch…. they have the MOST delicious donuts, pastries and desserts I have EVER seen. (they also have soups, salads and sandwiches, but that doesn’t matter as much.) I walked into the bakery yesterday to get some soup and THAT is what I saw. A … More OMGDONUTS!
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