I am alive Internets… thanks for your concern. I didn’t realize it had been so long since I wrote a blog… I guess I have had a lot on my mind?
I had a nice Mother’s Day. The contents of the big box were what I had hoped (and hinted) for. Not the color I had hinted for the most often (turquoise), but the color they chose to get me (pink) was because it came with a cute little pink carrying case and a cute little pink memory stick.
I love love LOVE this camera. And I have taken some pictures already! Of course, they were mostly of me. haha Hey! I am the most cooperative subject!!
When I got Michelle a Spinlash, I got myself one too. I love this thing. A LOT. It actually works with other mascara too… you just have to clean the applicator and then just use it with the mascara of your choosing. Now, I do not have lashes like Michelle, so don’t expect miracles People. But I do think that it having the brush spin, I get an even amount of mascara and it separates the lashes like a dream. I think my lashes look thicker, and more bow chicka wow wow. I luff him, my wee Spinlash, I shall call him Spinny.
I think you guys need a Spinny in YOUR LIVES too. www.spinlash.com Go now, me thinks you will like it!
Ok, now for some news. I need to let you know that I have a boyfriend and he is quite obsessed with me. I saw him about 79 times yesterday, and every time he stopped by, he would NOT stop staring at me. It was very endearing at first, but it got kinda creepy after about the 30th time. In fact, as I walked around the house I noticed he was staring at me from. every. window. I kept asking myself, how does he know where I am? How can I run from room to room and a few seconds later he just FINDS me??? GAH! Go away McCreepy!
I am not sure what is wrong with him… perhaps he fell and bumped his head. Because he is moving kinda fast, being this enamored with me after only knowing me for a few days. So, I decided to break up with him yesterday afternoon, but he has been back over and over again today. Check out these pictures of him! Just TRY to tell me that it isn’t weird the way he is STARING AT ME. Someone send help!
I think I may need to move, to get away from him. Which actually works out quite well, since I am already planning on moving.
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This summer.
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I am serious!
Don’t swear at me or accuse me of f*cking with you like my sister did. haha.
Cuz I would not joke about this… I mean, yes, I joke about needing to get the eff out of southerner-ville but I would never tell you I was moving if I wasn’t REALLY moving.
So, anyone curious about where I am moving to?
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Hmmm?
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Anyone?
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Ok, I will tell you. I am moving to Minnesota. To the Twin Cities area.
Why come? For a few reasons, I will be near friends, friends that I have made in blogland and also friends that I have had before I even started blogging, the most important of those friends being Stacey.
I will also be less than 2 hours away from all three of my sisters. I am skeered of the cold, absolutely terrified actually… but the doctor I had at the VA in MN was the best doctor I ever had, and I am hoping she is still there. So, there you have it… sometime near July or August… I will be making the trek from SC to MN.
And also? Carsten needs to lose that southern accent. ASAP.
It might surprise you, but there are things about SC that I will miss. Some more than others… so this was not a easy decision to make. But, I think right now…. the thing that matters most is being able to be near Stacey. I hope everyone agrees, but if you don’t? Ummmm… keep it in your head please. Mmmkay? Thanks!
Tomorrow I am off on a field-trip to the Happy Cow Creamery. Nothing says fun like a long bus ride in 80 degree weather, with a bunch of screaming and yammering first graders – destination cowmanuretown. WHY? oh WHY? Do I give in and consent to be a chaperone? Gah. Send booze. Cuz also? I am single mom’ing it this week, BB is in Chicago working. So, no rest (or drinking binges) for Mommy. Yikes.
Smart Mouth 