Random

Friday Feast! and two other random things!

May 23, ’08 1:15 PM
for Mel ‘s contacts

Appetizer – What does the color dark green make you think of?

The algae that grows in my fish pond that I want to kill dead. The color of the leaves on my favorite flower and the mold that was growing on some hamburger buns in my kitchen that made me never want to eat bread again. EVER.

Soup – How many cousins do you have? I have two cousins, they are my Dad’s brother’s kids. One lives in FL and I think maybe the other lives in Washington. I haven’t spoken to either of them for YEARS, since I was about nine years old I think. Wow. Can you say dysfunctional?

Salad – On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how honest are you? Probably a 9…. because no one is perfect. But I have a VERY difficult time lying. If it is a good secret I cannot stop smiling when someone confronts me… and if it is a bad secret, well GEEZUS… I think I smile then too. I guess I am a nervous smiler? Oh, and also? I suck at lying. I think there are some things that people are better off not knowing… so I have kept things to myself to spare someone’s feelings. I suppose that means that I am dishonest, but I don’t consider it a lie.

Main Course – Name something that is truly free.

A bird! Especially the little blue bird that is stalking me, he is incredibly free! Free to drive me ABSOLUTELY bonkers. He is free to knock on the windows when I am in the shower, and when I am napping, and when it is dark, and on my front door 1,798 times a day making me think someone is visiting me or bringing me a package, and GAH! Someone IMPRISON my bluebird stalker!!

Dessert – Using the letters in the word SPRING, write a sentence. Sometimes poodles run in nasty groups!

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My cat brought me a present this morning.

It took me ten minutes to catch it, I had to chase it through three rooms, and my throat hurts from screaming. The cat was chasing it too… and I am pretty sure she thought we were BOTH playing with it. Stupid cat.