My sister Kristen was recently visiting from Colorado. She set a goal for herself this year, to not buy a loaf of bread all year. Sidenote: why can’t I think of awesome goals like this? Instead of things like: try not to let ass get fatter?? Anyhoodle, on her last day at my house … More Carbs had a baby!
I have had Rheumatoid Arthritis since I was 19, I will be 37 in a few days. Having RA means that my immune system is wired up wrong. It thinks my body has disease in my joints and so it attacks those joints. Science hasn’t figured out why or how people get RA, there is … More In which I talk about that awkward disease.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the current loves of my life… Dear Pinterest, I love you. Just this week you have helped me to: make dinner multiple times, make a homemade exfoliating mask for my face, make a hot oil treatment for my hair and look amazing in a sweater and a pair of boots you … More Happy Valentine’s Day to the loves of my life.
1. Little Alex made the honor AGAIN! That’s fifteen times in a row! We are SO BLESSED!!!! 2. Whew! It’s 5am and I just finished my work out at the YMCA! I’m ready for the day!!!! What have YOU done today?? 3. Date night with the love of my life! Love you baby! WE ARE … More Top 10 Hated Facebook Posts
Her – Mom, what’s for dinner? Me – Chicken Pesto Stuffed Shells Her – What is in that? Me – Chicken…. Pesto….. Cheese….. stuffed into shells….. Her – Ummm….. does it have to be in SHELLS? Me – Well, what else would I put that into? Her – Well…. aren’t our teeth going to break trying to eat … More Conversations with My Daughter
Back in August of last year I went to a little boutique with my friend, Gus. “You’ll LOVE it there!”, she told me. I remember the first time I walked in, I thought, oh my Jesus! THIS I what I’d do if I had my own store! And so I slowly became a regular. I visited … More How I Became a Unicorn.
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