1). Checking in at the gym. Just…. why? I get it if you’re running a 10k, or doing something special with a friend…. but if you’re just on the frickin treadmill, please spare me. 2). Selfies of you exercising. What are you looking for here?? If I wanted to stare at sweaty people I’d go … More 10 Things I hate about Facebook
For the THIRD time this year, my mail carrier has left a warning letter in my mail box stating that if I don’t remove the snow from in front of my mailbox they won’t be able to deliver my mail. Today she went the extra mile and included the hand written message, “MAIL WILL STOP!!!” … More Stupid STUPID Mail Carrier
And Diet Coke. And pretzel rolls. And cheese. And candy. And dessert of any kind. And brown rice Triscuits. And basically everything delicious. Because Melisa is going on a diet. The bingo arm and stubborn belly fat is outta control over here. And also, the train is rolling straight into depression and anxiety-town because my … More Good-bye Peanut Butter Pie
1. Heating Element on dryer breaks. Melisa calls repairman. 2. Repairman James orders part and says he will be back in a week. 3. A week later James returns and replaces heating element. 4. James puts the dryer back together wrong and dryer blows up. 5. James apologizes. James says he’ll order the parts and … More Dryer hell.
Why is there ear wax and why does it hurt so much to get it out if your ear? Inevitably you poke too deep and get that feeling like someone just lobed a javelin into your eardrum. Also, other people can see into your ears, but you can’t. Not fair. Why not make the NOSTRIL … More Ranting in run-on sentences.
Have you ever had one if THOSE days? One of the days where you get a car wash and then a bird poops on your windshield 2 minutes later and not just any old place on your windshield, but right.in.front.of.your.face. Or when you get a spray tan and then an hour later forget that you … More Those days.
1. Even the dog knows better than to go outside when it’s below 0 and tries to avoid the harsh weather by peeing in the garage or a second less desirable location, the front porch. 2. Yellow snow. 3. Take out is more like leftovers because by the time you drive it home you have … More Winter sucks
So, what do you do when you lose your leverage? Because I am completely baffled. All of Cody’s life we have heard teacher after teacher tell us how smart he was. But, it was always like this: “Cody is very smart, however he doesn’t apply himself.” or “Cody is very smart and does very well in … More Leverage
1. Bra straps purposely showing underneath your shirt. Why do people do this? Omg. I don’t want to see your underthings. Stop it. 2. Britney Spears clapping on X Factor. I tried to find you a video, but I guess I’m the only blogger that would like to throw things when Brit claps. She does … More 5 annoying things