Cat Barf Alarm Clock

You know what would be the best alarm clock noise? A cat vomiting. Nothing makes me stand upright faster than the sound of a cat dry heaving. You have to move fast, because the offender is ALWAYS barfing on something difficult to clean. If the entire room is hardwood and there’s only one little tiny … More Cat Barf Alarm Clock

Test Kitchen

One of the perks of Billy’s new job is that we get to test out new products before they hit the market. Yesterday I had to bake cookies and give feedback. My first thought? If I wanted a strawberry sundae I’d just have one, I don’t think I want to eat it in a cookie. … More Test Kitchen

One Person

In life, if you’re lucky, you meet a person that makes an impact. Someone that changes who you are and how you look at the world; someone who makes you better. I arrived at Ft McClellan, AL, for Basic Training at the end of February 1993…. the day after I turned 18. Basic training was … More One Person