There has been a lot of murders occurring in my house lately. At first I thought…. well, maybe it was just their time, maybe they were just old or sick? But, after the third murder, I couldn’t explain it away anymore. Also, there was the state of the bodies. Almost always the head was completely … More When the lights go out…
You know what people don’t tell you? That having children will break your heart into a million pieces. Or that sometimes, your kids will actually laugh at you WHILE they are breaking your heart into a million pieces. I knew that when I was a teenager, I did things to my parents, at times I … More Blah
1. Bra straps purposely showing underneath your shirt. Why do people do this? Omg. I don’t want to see your underthings. Stop it. 2. Britney Spears clapping on X Factor. I tried to find you a video, but I guess I’m the only blogger that would like to throw things when Brit claps. She does … More 5 annoying things
Tuesdays are busy nights in our house. Carsten gets home from school and has to do homework, then I get dinner started and we have to eat quickly before heading out the door to cheer-leading practice. I should have known better than to plan to make something that needed to be grill. I am not a grill … More Slightly singed….
There is this little bakery in town where I frequently eat lunch…. they have the MOST delicious donuts, pastries and desserts I have EVER seen. (they also have soups, salads and sandwiches, but that doesn’t matter as much.) I walked into the bakery yesterday to get some soup and THAT is what I saw. A … More OMGDONUTS!
Hey Jackwagon in the parking lot of Target today, You really brightened my day today when you swore at me for using my handicap sticker. I really wish you would have listened to me when I urged you to follow through on your threat and call the gooddamn police! You have no idea why I use … More Hey Jackwagon
5 things making me anxious. 1. The amount of furry woodland creatures my cat, Chuck, can kill. Do you know what it feels like to step on a mouse? I do. Blech. 2. The amount of furry woodland creatures my sister can kill. She blew up her Facepage this weekend with her hunting pursuits. Pictures … More 5 things making me anxious
Last week was a pretty big week for me…. my son started his senior year in high school. The first day of school I was an irrational mess. By mid-afternoon I was sitting on my son’s bed, staring at the ceiling and crying because I never got him a ceiling fan. Yes. An effin’ … More Lasts