Tuesdays are busy nights in our house. Carsten gets home from school and has to do homework, then I get dinner started and we have to eat quickly before heading out the door to cheer-leading practice. I should have known better than to plan to make something that needed to be grill. I am not a grill … More Slightly singed….
There is this little bakery in town where I frequently eat lunch…. they have the MOST delicious donuts, pastries and desserts I have EVER seen. (they also have soups, salads and sandwiches, but that doesn’t matter as much.) I walked into the bakery yesterday to get some soup and THAT is what I saw. A … More OMGDONUTS!
Hey Jackwagon in the parking lot of Target today, You really brightened my day today when you swore at me for using my handicap sticker. I really wish you would have listened to me when I urged you to follow through on your threat and call the gooddamn police! You have no idea why I use … More Hey Jackwagon
5 things making me anxious. 1. The amount of furry woodland creatures my cat, Chuck, can kill. Do you know what it feels like to step on a mouse? I do. Blech. 2. The amount of furry woodland creatures my sister can kill. She blew up her Facepage this weekend with her hunting pursuits. Pictures … More 5 things making me anxious
Holy shit it’s been HOT lately. You walk out the door and in .03 seconds it feels like you’re standing in the Sahara desert wearing clothes fresh from the dryer. Which is why I didn’t want to make dinner last night. Honestly, I doubt a stove burner raises the temperature in your house…. but I … More That’s what you get when Grandma makes your burger.
Two years ago today I woke up to a beautiful sunny day. I was scheduled to volunteer at Carsten’s school in the morning and I had a cake to deliver in the afternoon. We were having a garage sale in the neighborhood and I was excited about hanging out with my neighbors during the rest … More Two years.
I have had Rheumatoid Arthritis since I was 19, I will be 37 in a few days. Having RA means that my immune system is wired up wrong. It thinks my body has disease in my joints and so it attacks those joints. Science hasn’t figured out why or how people get RA, there is … More In which I talk about that awkward disease.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the current loves of my life… Dear Pinterest, I love you. Just this week you have helped me to: make dinner multiple times, make a homemade exfoliating mask for my face, make a hot oil treatment for my hair and look amazing in a sweater and a pair of boots you … More Happy Valentine’s Day to the loves of my life.
1. Little Alex made the honor AGAIN! That’s fifteen times in a row! We are SO BLESSED!!!! 2. Whew! It’s 5am and I just finished my work out at the YMCA! I’m ready for the day!!!! What have YOU done today?? 3. Date night with the love of my life! Love you baby! WE ARE … More Top 10 Hated Facebook Posts
Back in August of last year I went to a little boutique with my friend, Gus. “You’ll LOVE it there!”, she told me. I remember the first time I walked in, I thought, oh my Jesus! THIS I what I’d do if I had my own store! And so I slowly became a regular. I visited … More How I Became a Unicorn.
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