Bad and Good

It was the best of times… it was the worst of times. Mar 19, ’07 11:25 PM for you Well, that was a little dramatic. But, I couldn’t think of a different title. So, anyhoodle. Before you all go into withdrawl and whatnot. Here is the recap of my day. A day full of sucktitude, … More Bad and Good

Luck O the Irish

Happy St. Patrick’s Saturday! Mar 16, ’07 11:25 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family  Pretty uneventful day at the B house. My mini-me and I have spent most of the day planting hundreds (SERIOUSLY! Hundreds!) of flower seeds in seed starter trays. Some of the seeds were barely big enough to see, which added … More Luck O the Irish

Dear Family,

Dear Family, Mar 15, ’07 11:06 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family Let’s review the past few days, shall we? Perhaps we should hit upon some key points in the pursuit of Mommy’s happiness, because If Momma ain’t happy? Ain’t NOBODY happy! 1. If you feel nauseous and there is a puke receptacle … More Dear Family,

Dear…

Dear Everyone/Everything that is pissing me off today, Mar 13, ’07 11:09 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family Dear Construction Men Next Door, Stop looking at me. I mean it. I do not want to make small talk at 8am when I am in my pjs and just back from dropping the … More Dear…

I suck.

Oh, poor fishies… Mar 8, ’07 11:54 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family  So. Life sucks ass today. Last night I turned on the hose to fill up the little fish pond and I forgot to turn it off. It was only on a trickle, so thankfully my entire patio did not … More I suck.

The Pig

The cashier at The Pig… Mar 7, ’07 11:48 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family  CJ and I went to The Piggly Wiggly last night to pick up a few things… At the cashier line we had to chose between the brown tooth girl that keeps telling me her little girl NEEDS one of … More The Pig

Dear Cat…

Dear Cat… Mar 6, ’07 11:01 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family  Dear Cat, Look. I am sorry. I have said I am sorry FIVE HUNDRED time since yesterday. Must you really keep following me around the house and then positioning yourself in the ideal location to bore a hole in my skull with your … More Dear Cat…