Smart Mouth

Coversations with CL Dec 13, ’06 11:26 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family CL – Mom, can we go out to eat? Me – No. CL – Mom? Me – What? CL – If I were you, I wouldn’t be so mean.

Dance Fever! Dec 12, ’06 11:42 PM for Mel ‘s friends and Mel ‘s family  So it is with some shock that I report that CJ has some serious moves.  I had assumed that he would be genetically screwed in the rhythm department, but he broke out with some serious dancing skills last night. All in … More Dance Fever!

Dear Mia the Cat, I want to apologize for my last letter.  Had I known that you could read my blog I would not have been so candid with my feelings. I am going to assume that your gift of a very much alive and quite excited blue bird in the living room the other day … More Dear Cat (again)

  Dear Mia the Cat, I love you.  I really do. I don’t mind sharing my pillow with you sometimes.  I don’t mind too much when you stand on my chest at 4am and annouce that you are hungry.  I doesn’t bother me when you trip me when I am walking to your food bowl.  I get a … More Dear Cat

  Today I was a chaperone for my daughter’s school.  We went to a park for a picnic lunch and then on to a pumpkin patch/apple orchard. I haven’t had much experience being a chaperone.  I chaperoned a few times when CJ was in Kindergarten, but that was five years ago.  So, this is the first time in … More Kindergarten Cassanova

I have a certain personality quirk. If I were being politically correct I would say that I have “maintained a certain level of childhood wonder” in my personality.  But, politically correct is boring, right?  So let’s be honest with each other.  You know how kids stare at people even when they know they aren’t supposed to?  And how … More Hairy Dollar General

  I went out today to get a manicure and a pedicure. A little present to myself (like I need an excuse) for finally recovering from my poison ivy enough to no longer get “stink-eye” from the South Carolinians. So, I go to a new nail place. I had went for a pedicure last month, … More Asian Eyebrows

      Where have I been the last few days?  Itching my way to insanity, that is where. Saturday- I woke up with an itchy arm, BB did too, but mine just kept getting worse while his kept getting better.  Sunday- I realized it was Poison Ivy or Poison Oak because it had moved … More Poison Ivy Purgatory

Conversations With A Sleepwalker Aug 23, ’06 10:33 AM for everyone Yahoo 360 re-post The following conversation took place last night, at about 10:15PM, when I was cleaning up the kitchen before bed.  I had just throw some cans into the trash and turned around to find CJ standing two feet from me, staring directly … More Sleepwalking…

  This weekend our 12 pound chihuahua mix Murphy attacked our neighbor, our neighbor that is a pastor’s wife no less.  Nice. She had come over to make sure her son wasn’t bothering us, he was over playing with CJ.  I was taking a bath when she stopped over, the kids were outside playing and … More When chihuahuas attack